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I'm Miss M. Here are some of my Online Dating tips, backed up by my sometimes hilarious, and often disconcerting stories…

Date#18: Mr Mate (Take Three)

No really. I feel better. Probably because I’m sitting next to you. Those were the words Mr Mate said to me on our second date. Oh yeah. I was so in! Mr … Continue reading

May 5, 2015 · 1 Comment

Date#17: Mr Mate (Take Two)

It is so bloody nice to start one of these posts on a positive note! Looking back, it’s usually creepy recaps and tenuous reasons not to give up. But not … Continue reading

April 16, 2015 · 1 Comment

Date#16: Mr Mate

Argh. So Mr Needy just happened. And then I lost my will to live. Or, maybe just my will to date stupid men from the stupid Internet. Is that thing still around?! … Continue reading

March 18, 2015 · 6 Comments

Mr Reliable turns into Mr Needy

OMG OMG OMG. So, I was telling you about my third (and final?… maybe… you’ll soon find out) date with Mr Reliable. Here’s the sitch: I’m at his house. Hungover. … Continue reading

February 19, 2015 · 2 Comments

Date#15: Mr Reliable (Take Three)

“He gestured to Mr Reliable. Who was staring at us from outside. With a murderous look in his eye.” These were the last words I said to you. The situation: … Continue reading

January 15, 2015 · 3 Comments

Date#14: Mr Reliable (Take Two)

Miss M and Mr Reliable sitting in a tree. K.I.S.S.I.N.G… Was pretty much on repeat in my mind after that amazeballs first date. But with our real names of course. … Continue reading

December 22, 2014 · 3 Comments

Date #13: Mr Reliable

So where was I? Oh, that’s right I was telling you about when I was about to meet a dreamy dude for our first date, but failed to locate him … Continue reading

December 9, 2014 · 5 Comments